Beer Science

ANNOUNCING OUR NEWEST SEGMENT:

BEER SCIENCE

That's right folks, here at BRMIA, we value our Harvard Doctorate degrees in our respective fields (TBLT = Biology TS = Gynecology). Therefore, we are taking a scientific approach to some of our brew endeavors. Essentially, we will be applying the scientific method to a particular situation, dictated by our beer curiosity. For those readers who failed 7th grade science, we will explain the basic steps:

1) Problem Statement (Question) - Here we pose a question that will best be answered through experimentation and dissected through objective analysis (read: Drinking the damn beer).

2) Hypothesis - Our predicted outcome.

3) Testing - This will be interesting, as we decide which method would yield the best possible results.

4) Analysis - We discuss the results and critically discern something meaningful from the data.

5) Results - ... Yeah, pretty much self-explanatory.

As always, you're welcome to help think of some experiments we can conduct. Simply e-mail us at thebravelittletoaster23@gmail.com or thesickness65@yahoo.com.

Peace and keep those beakers clean. Come back soon for the first post of the segment!!!!

TS Presents: Mailbag and Man Laws

As you can see, we are slowly progressing and adding new sections and specials to our site, including "TBLT Goes to Mars, (and by Mars, I mean Microbreweries)" which I'm sure is not the shortest segment title, but it works out quite nice. Here at BrewReviewsMIA, we are dedicated to you, the reader (and your hot ass sister). In an attempt to really get to know you, I present to you our newest piece, "TheSickness Presents: Mailbag & Man Laws". It essentially functions like this- 1) You read our site 2) Laugh and hail our comedic genius 3) You question everything beer & Man related 4) You email us If your inquiry is creative enough, we will post it (removing your information, unless specified), and include our hilarious yet informative reply. HERE IS THE CATCH- Your e-mail, if you want to be considered seriously, must have: 1) Your favorite beer 2) A question or comment about beer and/or 3) A question about Man Laws We are committed to not only making you a more informed beer enthusiast, but a better man as well (that includes the ladies, too.) As a prominent figure in the Society of Man, I wish to help clarify the strict code of ethics all men abide by that has been instilled in us since our days as sperm. SOME EXAMPLES: "Name: BeerDrinker1 Favorite Beer: Shock Top Dear BRMIA: BEER- I'm a big fan of wheat beer but I don't know many other ones. Which ones can you recommend? MAN LAWS- Is it acceptable to puke in front of your girlfriend after binge drinking? Thanks, BD1" Our hilarious answer would follow and you will become a better person because of it. Guaranteed. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOT MAILBAG ACTION?! EMAIL YOUR QUERIES OR COMMENTS TO: TheSickness65@yahoo.com Thanks.