GENERAL INFORMATION
- Name: Miller Chill
- Origin: USA
- Type: Light beer ("Chelada" style)
REVIEWS
TheBraveLittleToaster:
- Taste: A very disappointing beer brought to you by a great American Company (the pain this beer brought to my soul, I will never be the same). Miller Chill is a crappy beer with a repulsing taste that makes me want the prohibition years to come back and save me from drinking this crap. Its a watered down, tangy piece of poop. It's a salty, fruity tasting beer that overwhelms your palate in a very bad way.
- Color: It has a very suspicious resemblance to urine; I'm actually almost positive its urine with rotten lime.
- Bottle Apperance: Eye catching bright green. The fact that Miller Lite has put their name on this shit makes me wonder why Steve Mcnair cheated on his wife. I'm sure Miller Lite managed to have more first time buyers of this beer and way less second time consumers then any other beer (If you can call this shit beer). I actually just sealed an envelope containg a notorized petition to President Obama to remove this beer from shelves around the country.
- Density: Not Very dense at all
- Opinion:
There is nothing CHILL about this beer. If my friends buy this beer and come
over to chill, I will stick my size 10 1/2 shoe in each of their asses.
If it is more than two friends, I will surgically attach extra feet on
myself to accomodate them. Yes, it is that forbidden in my house. This beer
makes me wonder why bad things happen to good companies. - Recommened for:
For Chicks with Dicks, Dudes with Clits. I also recommend it for water polo
teams and the fuckin' french. On a serious note for people that don't like a
beer with a beer taste (if that makes sense). Save the embarrasment, drink a
Smirnoff Ice, you fruit cake.
Final Score: 4.2 (And I was nice)
TheSickness:
- Taste: Like lightly salted water
- Color: Like dehydrated Banshee piss
- Density: Lighter than- Hydrogen, Michael Jackson's post-mortem complexion, a really bright light bulb, a premature baby.
- Bottle Appearance: Like an old school sprite bottle that lived in Mexico for too long.
- Opinion:
This is a very light beer with a strange taste composed of lime and salt, which
is a receipe that should only be used for nachos and tequila shots with slutty
women you meet at a laundromat. This may not even contain alcohol. Strangely
enough, it was not too bad. There is no point to this beer, like a broken penis, any Steven Segal movie, ghetto white chicks or the Lifetime channel.
- Recommened for:
The anxious, novice beer drinker, toddlers. Also, for fans of shitty cider.
Rating: 5.6
CHICK'S PICK
4
THE VERDICT:
This beer is definitely not your average tasting beer; in that it doesn't even seem like beer. It is heavily water-based, with only a small amount of salty lime flavor. Why anyone would like to drink water, lime and salt is beyond us. The only cool thing about this beer is the bottle. Miller Lite, this was NOT a good call, skip this one, fellas.
