Shock Top

GENERAL INFORMATION

• Name: Shock Top Belgian White
• Origin: US (MI)
• Type: Wheat Beer
  

REVIEWS

TheBraveLittleToaster:

• Taste: Silky smooth with a kick at the end- you taste the quality. It's like the James Brown of beer
• Color: Creamy cloudy yellow, like semen in tea. (Late Spoiler Alert: Nasty reference)
• Density: Just perfect; like our solar system
• Bottle Appearance: If I were an orange, I would look like the guy on the bottle
• Opinion:
  

  Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes! HELL YES, OHHH YEAHHH!!! FUCK!!!! This is Blue
  Moon's sexy twin sister. It's like Mary Kate and Ashley minus the eating
  disorders.

• Recommended for:
  

  Fans of Blue Moon.

  Final Score: 9.1
  

TheSickness:

• Taste: Tangy, like Tang. It's a kick in your ASS! (Minus the apes)
• Color: Cloudy pale gold
• Density: Medium to heavy
• Bottle Appearance: Hard core az fuhhh'! The dude with the mohawk and sunglasses clearly proves this beer is for businessmen
• Opinion:
  

  The beer has hardly any smell. It has a stale, non-offensive taste. Nothing
  really jumps at you and makes you shave your head and pierce your clitoris. It
  has a minimalistic taste that can be enjoyed by anyone.

• Recommended for:
  

  Novices, Christian conservatives who want to loosen up their bible belts.

Final Score: 6.9

CHICK'S PICK: 7

THE VERDICT:

This is definitely a good wheat beer. This is a beer you should drink if you want to seem extreme; dudes with mohawks on beer bottles don't play.