Q & A With a Special Guest....

Q & A with a Special Guest...

Topic: Microbreweries

Due to our uncontrollable excitement to visit the Titanic Brewery, we decided to write a small question and answer segment to help you understand the ins and outs of a microbrewery. Luckily for you, we have a former president who will be asking the questions. I give you, Mr. George Walker Bush. Ask away, Mr. Bush.

Q:

"What the Fuck is a Microbrewery? Is that the shit aliens shoved in Cartman's ass in South Park?"

A:

That's a good question, Mr. Bush. A microbrewery or a craft brewery is a brewery that produces a limited amount of beer.To answer your second question, no, it has nothing to do with Cartman's anus or with aliens. What was stuck in his fat ass was an anal probe.

Q:

"Just how much beer are we talking about? What's the limit?"

A:

Another brilliant question Mr. Bush, now don't strain your brain with all that thinking. Here take a seat and do absolutely nothing (Like you did as President.) Let us do all the work.

In order to be classified as a microbrewery a brewery must produce less then a limit that is set by the region and authorities where the brewery is located. However the average max limit is 15,000 barrels of beer a year, which is basically 475,000 gallons of beer a year.

That face says it all. Now while Mr. Bush reflects on his childhood and how he fucked America over, let us explore the great unsinkable Titanic Brewery.