The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars, (By Mars, I mean Microbreweries) Part 2 of 2

TITANIC BREWERY

Part 2 of 2

The second beer to stand trial: Boiler Room Nut Brown Ale (TS choice)

The Review

(Reminder TBLT = TheBraveLittleToaster and TS = TheSickness)

1st Question - If this beer could talk, what would it tell you?

TBLT = "Drink me. I can make a fat chick hot in a couple of chugs."
TS = Nothing. It's quiet and shy and waits for you to approach it.

2nd Question - Besides drinking, what else would you use it for?

TS = Rectal exams and lava lamps.
TBLT = Lubricant and maple syrup.

3rd Question - (After Tasting) First thoughts upon tasting it?

TBLT = "MMMMM...Toasty."
TS = "Honey Nut Cheerios" (It was random.)

4th Question - If you stuck your *expletive* in it, how would it feel?

TS = How big is the keg?
TBLT = Warm like a hug from Smokey the Bear.

5th Question - What kind of nut do you think was used for this beer?

TBLT = Hazel nut, righteous German nut and pecans... lots and lots of pecans.
TS = Human.

6th Question - Can you chug this beer?

TS = For this one, I plead the fifth.
TBLT = Yes I can. It would be my pleasure.

7th Question - If this beer were a famous actor or actress, which would it be and why?

TBLT = Demi Moore because she is an attractive butch bitch.
TS = Halle Berry. Not too dark, complex and delightful.

FINAL THOUGHTS

TheSickness:

A good beer from a microbrewery that I wish were mass produced. People, try this beer. It won more medals than Michael Phelps without the aid of marijuana.

Overall Rating from TS = 7.0

TheBraveLittleToaster:

A toasty, bitter, pleasant beer. Definitely a must have if you happen to stop here. It won a well-deserved award.

Overall Rating from TBLT = 7.0

Overall Total Experience

This place rocks. From the moment you open the double doors, the music from local bands welcomes you in. You take a seat, you open their menu and you find a great entree for just about any type of taste. The great in-house brewed beers pique your curiosity to the limit. The only reason you don't (or at least, TBLT didn't) is due to the fear that you will shit your pants.

Mean of Final Scores : 7.5