(No, not literally. Don't break them, they're expensive.)
When Founder and brewer of Samuel Adams Jim Koch announced the creation of a special glass that enhances the beer drinking experience it took the world of beer by surprise, and the world welcomed it with open arms. Jim Koch teamed up with Tiax, the world-renowned sensory experts to create a glass that offers beer lovers a full sensory drinking experience. At BrewreviewsMIA, reading about this new utensil of glory was not enough, we went out and got some of these new glasses for our own. TheBraveLittleToaster - " I love this glass, no longer will my beer have to conform to the usual mug or random Pilsner glass." This glass truly bring out the best of the worlds most popular (Alcoholic) beverage, Beer." TheSickness believes "The unique shape allows for a smooth pour and an even smoother drink. I will admit, I was a bit skeptical at first. Does a glass really make that much of a difference? Let's just say it's my new favorite vehicle of liquid consumption. Go out and try it."
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"It’s been a personal passion of mine to develop a beer glass that elevates the craft beer drinking experience" - Jim Koch, Founder and brewer of Samuel Adams
This glass was specifically designed to enhance the beer drinking experience, while enjoying just about any brew, but it was originally made for Samuel Adams' most popular brew the Boston Lager. So we did just that. You can read the review below.
Taste: This beer has a mild first impression, that slowly turns into a pleasant full flavored lager. The taste is not overbearing, nor overpowering; its balance is just right. What I love must of about this beer is the fact it has a strong enough taste to distinguish itself from the rest of the Lagers but it does not overwhelm you. The perfect brew to go with a medium to full flavored cigar.Cigar One on One with TBLT: Brews/drinks and Cigars must be paired alike, Full flavored cigars or cigars with a strong taste should go with stronger tasting beers or drinks, such as this great brew. Mild cigars or lighter tasting cigars should go with lighter beers or drinks. Keeping this in mind will prevent your cigar from overpowering your beer or vice versa, and ensure you a pleasant experience.
Color: Golden murky yellow
Bottle Appearance: This beer has a very patriotic and mature look to it. The colors blue and silver go very well together on this bottle. Nothing from the bottle appearance jumps out and smacks you in the face, it just looks plain but not in a bad way necessary. You can say the bottle appearance under promises and once you take your first sip it over delivers.
Density: Light to medium.
Opinion: It's no surprise why this is Samuel Adams most popular brew; it has a full rich flavor you have to try for yourself. Granted, we did have this beer in our own set of Samuel Adams glasses but I think that had little to do with my love affair for this beer. The only negative thing I noticed about this Lager is the full feeling it leaves behind followed by a few burps.
Recommended for: Christopher Columbus, the Boston Celtics, and the Red Sox; as well as anyone who is looking for a drink companion to their next medium to full cigar, or a very flavorful beer.
Final Score: 8.1
TheSickness:
Taste: Soft, cooling taste. It has a slight hint of hops.
Color: Light yellow.
Density: Very very light.
Bottle: Complex, sophisticated color scheme. Mr. Adams couldn't of done a better job himself.
Opinion: Wow. I never expect much from big-name commercial breweries but this brew is something else. The taste and drink is so smooth it can only be compared to as being "soft". Maybe Sam Adams was a pianist or a painter, because this beer was delicately crafted. For a lager, it was very tasty. However, it will probably take 80 of these to make that chunky chick look decent.
Recommended for: The refined, artsy, and classy; for people who want to enjoy a smooth beer, but not for much else (such as beer games.)
Final Score: 8.0
CHICKS PICK
5
THE VERDICT:
This one is a winner, folks. We both gave it solid ratings. As TBLT, our cigar aficionado mentioned, it would go great with a medium to full cigar. Not much of a cigar person? This beer would also go good with a double homicide. This beer is to kill for.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to TS's Mailbag & Manlaws. Thanks to everyone who wrote in. If we didn't get to post your email, don't be disappointed. Keep writing in and we will get to you.
AAAANND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...
"Name: [Ben]@yahoo.com
Favorite Beer: Corona light"
Man, what a start. Corona light? I wonder where this is going...
"Dear BrewReviewsMIA,
Although I'm not really a beer drinker, the beer that I do like happens to be a light beer..."
That's cool. Some people like their salads tossed. To each his/her/it 's own.
"... Whenever I'm with my friends at a bar, they tease me about it..."
What horrible people. Just kidding. They're good friends.
"...Anyway, I just wanted to know what kind of beer should I try that is 'Manly' but doesn't taste too strong. Any suggestions?"
Yes. You've come to the right place, my dear friend. Whenever you order a beer amongst other people, it is a declaration of your personality and ultimately, your self worth. You order cheap, plain, common beer, you will likely be considered cheap, plain, or ordinary. You want your selection to suprise the shit out of your companions, impregnante your female waitress, and cause the bartender to spontaneously combust. However, I understand that most establishments will have a limited selection of beer. I would suggest you order yourself a Sam Adams Boston Lager, which is a pretty reputable beer that is manly and doesn't taste too strong. What man wouldn't respect Sam Adams? Dude prints his pictures on his bottles and dresses colonial and shit. He probably hung out with George Washington, who was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris (see what I mean below.)
Accordingly, we will post our review of said beer soon so you can get an idea of what to expect.
"Thanks, [Ben]"
You're very welcome. Let me know how it goes, skipper. NEXT!
"Name: [Gerald]@gmail.com
Favorite Beer: Stella Artois
What's up guys,
Love the site, you guys are hilarious."
Thanks, Gerald. I'll make sure to tell our indonesian child laborers who write our jokes that you appreciate them.
"Wanted to recommend you guys review Stella Artois, which is my favorite beer of all time. Despite its negative image in Europe, it is a really good beer."
Awesome. We need more readers like this. We've marked it as a priority on our 'to-do' list.
"On to my Man Law question. What's the proper protocol about buying a guy a beer without it being seen as gay?"
First and foremost, I'd like to point out that we do not discriminate anyone, regardless of race, sexual preference or social standing. We're all equally vulnerable to death by rabid spider monkeys at any given moment.
That being said... It's all about context. You can't call a guy 'cutie pie' and then offer to buy him a beer without appearing gay. If a man does something that merits the purchase a beer, then don't sweat it. It's easy; I'll use myself as an example:
TS: "Yo, you want a beer?"
TBLT: "Yeah, cool."
TS: "Aight."
- A few seconds pass -
TS: "...I love you."
See? No sweat.
AND THAT ABOUT DOES IT. It was as harmless and painless as a root canal. Keep on reading and keep those questions coming. Until next time, happy drinking.
Taste: Off the bat you can tell it's not a beer for lightweights. This beer packs a mean punch. It has a strong first, middle and aftertaste. It is bitter and has the aroma of wine and cider. This is not something you want to fuck with.
Color: Dark, maple-like.
Bottle Appearance: Nice, unique white bottle with a golden dragon. It pushes your curiosity to the limit.
Density: Not too dense, surprisingly.
Opinion: Well, I can't deny that I enjoyed it, but it did not excite me sexually like I thought it would. Would I sell my soul for another sip? What soul?
Recommended For: Curious people, wine enthusiasts, the rich and famous.
Final Score: 6.7
TheSickness:
Taste: Spicy, smooth and creamy; it has a lot of alcohol.
Color: Maple color, like church pews.
Bottle Appearance: Royal white color is truly unique and eye-catching. I felt like royalty opening this beer; either that or like if I were in a rap video, poppin' bottles /throws up gang sign.
Opinion: This beer is crazy. It is smooth, tasty yet powerful. It comes in a unique bottle and has plenty of notable features. This is the Johnny Depp of beer; complex, amazing, but ultimately fucking nuts. It will mess you up without you noticing, like a crazy ninja-beer or any auto mechanic you've ever met.
Recommended for: Trial attorneys, the silver and bronze dragons, Eddie Murphy, Ted Kennedy (R.I.P.)
Final Score: 8.6
CHICK'S PICK 5
THE VERDICT:
We differed much on this beer, but both of us could agree it was something unique that tasted good. It is ridiculously strong and creeps up on you like hard liquor. Use caution when drinking this beer, or the golden dragon will show itself in an unexpected form as you hurl into the toilet.
As you can see, we are slowly progressing and adding new sections and specials to our site, including "TBLT Goes to Mars, (and by Mars, I mean Microbreweries)" which I'm sure is not the shortest segment title, but it works out quite nice. Here at BrewReviewsMIA, we are dedicated to you, the reader (and your hot ass sister). In an attempt to really get to know you, I present to you our newest piece, "TheSickness Presents: Mailbag & Man Laws". It essentially functions like this-
1) You read our site
2) Laugh and hail our comedic genius
3) You question everything beer & Man related
4) You email us
If your inquiry is creative enough, we will post it (removing your information, unless specified), and include our hilarious yet informative reply.
HERE IS THE CATCH-
Your e-mail, if you want to be considered seriously, must have:
1) Your favorite beer
2) A question or comment about beer
and/or
3) A question about Man Laws
We are committed to not only making you a more informed beer enthusiast, but a better man as well (that includes the ladies, too.) As a prominent figure in the Society of Man, I wish to help clarify the strict code of ethics all men abide by that has been instilled in us since our days as sperm.
SOME EXAMPLES:
"Name: BeerDrinker1
Favorite Beer: Shock Top
Dear BRMIA:
BEER-
I'm a big fan of wheat beer but I don't know many other ones. Which ones can you recommend?
MAN LAWS-
Is it acceptable to puke in front of your girlfriend after binge drinking?
Thanks,
BD1"
Our hilarious answer would follow and you will become a better person because of it. Guaranteed.
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4th Question - If you stuck your *expletive* in it, how would it feel?
TS = How big is the keg? TBLT = Warm like a hug from Smokey the Bear.
5th Question - What kind of nut do you think was used for this beer?
TBLT = Hazel nut, righteous German nut and pecans... lots and lots of pecans. TS = Human.
6th Question - Can you chug this beer?
TS = For this one, I plead the fifth. TBLT = Yes I can. It would be my pleasure.
7th Question - If this beer were a famous actor or actress, which would it be and why?
TBLT = Demi Moore because she is an attractive butch bitch. TS = Halle Berry. Not too dark, complex and delightful.
FINAL THOUGHTS
TheSickness:
A good beer from a microbrewery that I wish were mass produced. People, try this beer. It won more medals than Michael Phelps without the aid of marijuana.
Overall Rating from TS = 7.0
TheBraveLittleToaster:
A toasty, bitter, pleasant beer. Definitely a must have if you happen to stop here. It won a well-deserved award.
Overall Rating from TBLT = 7.0
Overall Total Experience
This place rocks. From the moment you open the double doors, the music from local bands welcomes you in. You take a seat, you open their menu and you find a great entree for just about any type of taste. The great in-house brewed beers pique your curiosity to the limit. The only reason you don't (or at least, TBLT didn't) is due to the fear that you will shit your pants.
