Warsteiner Dunkel

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Warsteiner Dunkel Pilsner
Origin: Germany
Type: Pilsner

REVIEWS
TheBraveLittleToaster:

• Taste: A slap to the face, talk about underestimating. Great solid taste. The only negative is the cardboard box aftertaste.
• Color: Patrick Ewing's sweat after the 4th quarter (pretty dark).
• Density: Pretty dense.
  Bottle Appearance: Shit, the bottle resembles an imported steak sauce bottle. Pretty much looks like anything but a beer.
• Opinion:

This is a good tasting beer for any drinking situation. It is also good to give
those old worn out boxes their cardboard smell back.

• Recommended for:

A person who can appreciate a good dark beer.

Final Score: 7.0

TheSickness:

• Taste: Curiously flavorful.
• Color: Dark, Dr. Pepper-look.
• Density: Medium.
• Bottle Appearance: While the name sounds like a German tank, this bottle looks grim. The brown circle on the front looks like Hitler's anus. Also, an inscription on the bottle mentions something about invading Poland.
• Opinion:

It has a nice balance of roasted vs. hoppy taste; it is really smooth going down. The
bottle however, did not catch my attention at all. However, as a bonus, it
also provides for some quality burps. It poses a challenge to the taste buds.

Recommended for:

Dark beer enthusiasts and those curious about dark beers, as well as the
destroyers of the Berlin wall.

Final Score: 7.0

CHICK'S PICK
5.0

THE VERDICT
A suprisingly good dark beer that is sure to get fans. However, the bottle looks as interesting as Stephen Hawking eating dinner. As TheBraveLittleToaster initially said, "If you were window shopping for beer, this one would steer you away from the store; but don't be fooled it's very good."