WE NEED YOUR HELP!
While we are a somewhat new blog, we've been getting a steady stream of new readers. We're planning big things, and would like your help and creativity (assuming you have something worthwhile to offer). Our first order of business: a cool, somewhat professional catch phrase for our blog. This catch phrase will go on our business cards, as we try to expand our control on the blogosphere. So, to make this interesting we've made this a sort of competition. Here's how it works:
We will select the top three catch phrases.
- 3rd Place will win a stuffed teddy bear from November, 1986.
- 2nd Place will win an old shoe that we will personally steal from a homeless person.
- 1st Place will get to review a beer with us and get to be famous for a day. We will also allow you to buy us random shit and pay for our drinks at a bar of our choosing.
I've included a list of some of the stuff we've thought of, to help get you some ideas.
EXAMPLES OF WHAT NOT TO THINK OF:
"Don't stop 'til you get enough (and then get some more)"
"Supporting domestic violence since 1988"
"... What happened?"
"Doing it for the children since 1988"
"The only thing more American than baseball and apple pie"
"WARNING: May cause anal leakage"
"Two in the pink, one in the stink"
"Reviews so good you'll wanna kick yo momma"
"Brews. News. Reviews."
"Now only 37% saturated fat!"
"Hops+Stops+Cops= DUI"
"BrewReviews for the whole family"
"Touching more lives than Catholic Priests"
Your suggestions are welcome in the comments or at my email, thesickness65@yahoo.com.
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