Redhook ESB

GENERAL INFORMATION

• Name: Redhook ESB
• Origin: USA (NH)
• Type: Ale

REVIEWS

TheBraveLittleToaster:

• Taste: A bitter pleasant flavor that disappears after you swallow (hehe... swallow). Its coparable to toasted almonds or burnt incense
• Color: A gold amber color; the bubbles sit in perfect harmony afloat the top of the head (hehe... head...). Almost a light Bronze color (third place sucks but I would take this Bronze trophy beer any day at any time)
• Density: Semi-dense, like home made iced tea
• Bottle Appearance: A bad mix of non-eye-catching colors. The monkey shit yellow and menstrual red may turn you away but don't be fooled.
• Opinion:
  

  A good bitter beer with a curiously interesting taste. I'm serious: try this beer. Stop fucking reading and go buy the beer now before the world ends and family guy starts on Comedy Central.

• Recommended for:

Those who are bitter beer enthusiasts or had a previous bad experience with a
bitter beer and you want to witness the rebirth of bitter beers or
the second coming of Christ (hehe... coming).

• Final Score: 8.5

TheSickness:

• Taste: Tasty, but slightly bitter
• Color: Like a beautiful blonde maiden
• Density: Sort-of thick
• Bottle Appearance: Pleasing, non-offensive colors with good use of adjectives "Liquid Goodness"
• Opinion:
  
  

  A good refreshing beer that has a distinct bitterness that leaves you
  questioning your reality. After a few sips, you start to ease into it. The more
  you get into it, the more it becomes enjoyable, until, finally, you reach your
  climax, much like anal sex. After you're done, there is an awkward silence and
  uncomfortable small talk. You then say to yourself that you will never try
  this again... but you know that you will.

• Recommended for:
  
  

  One night stands, people who want to enjoy a tasty ale.

• Final Score: 8.2
  

CHICK'S PICK:
6

THE VERDICT:

This beer is definitely an experience, one that you will undoubtedly question the morning after. It is a good beer, and it's sure to gain fans. It's your guilty pleasure, and we wouldn't have it any other way.